The shit that keeps me up at night

(Source: kingjaffejoffer)

ykoriana:

the-unnatural-disaster:

fandoms-assemble:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

kat8cha:

comiccomic:

todaythesamesky:

alchemicalalice:

blueisacolour:

johanirae:

When in SHIELD, you land the fucking plane on the first try… OR ELSE.

OMG why am I laughing so hard at this?

Further evidence that Tony designed this. 

#i mean  #come on  #this is tony stark we’re talking about here  #either you can fly as well as Rhodey  #or GTFO

Hello, head canon. Good to see you. This is TOTALLY Tony’s fault.

It’s how they weed out the weak ones.

I’ve been reading motor as Mordor all fucking day and I just didn’t understand why people found this post so funny.

I get it now. *hides face in shame*

I, too, saw Mordor.

YOU’RE NOT ALONE.

ykoriana:

the-unnatural-disaster:

fandoms-assemble:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

kat8cha:

comiccomic:

todaythesamesky:

alchemicalalice:

blueisacolour:

johanirae:

When in SHIELD, you land the fucking plane on the first try… OR ELSE.

OMG why am I laughing so hard at this?

Further evidence that Tony designed this. 

#i mean  #come on  #this is tony stark we’re talking about here  #either you can fly as well as Rhodey  #or GTFO

Hello, head canon. Good to see you. This is TOTALLY Tony’s fault.

It’s how they weed out the weak ones.

I’ve been reading motor as Mordor all fucking day and I just didn’t understand why people found this post so funny.

I get it now. *hides face in shame*

I, too, saw Mordor.

YOU’RE NOT ALONE.

weaponizedwit:

I am burdened with glorious purpose.

• To say thank you to my followers and to celebrate The Avengers’ success, I have decided to do a giveaway.

This is my bargain.

• ONE medium sized box (approx 11” x 8.5” x 5.5”) full of Avengers/Marvel toys and merchandise.

How desperate are you?

• You can reblog this post a MAXIMUM of THREE times. Likes also count.
• Following me does not increase your chances of winning, so please don’t feel compelled to do so unless you just really enjoy an insane amount of Tom Hiddleston all over your dash.
• Yes, I will ship anywhere in the world.
• Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win. I would hate to have to choose someone else.

Stalling won’t change anything.

• You have ONE WEEK from today. The giveaway ends Saturday, 26 May. 

In the end, it will be every man for himself…good luck.

weaponizedwit:

I am burdened with glorious purpose.

• To say thank you to my followers and to celebrate The Avengers’ success, I have decided to do a giveaway.

This is my bargain.

• ONE medium sized box (approx 11” x 8.5” x 5.5”) full of Avengers/Marvel toys and merchandise.

How desperate are you?

• You can reblog this post a MAXIMUM of THREE times. Likes also count.
• Following me does not increase your chances of winning, so please don’t feel compelled to do so unless you just really enjoy an insane amount of Tom Hiddleston all over your dash.
• Yes, I will ship anywhere in the world.
• Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win. I would hate to have to choose someone else.

Stalling won’t change anything.

• You have ONE WEEK from today. The giveaway ends Saturday, 26 May. 

In the end, it will be every man for himself…good luck.

themanoctave:

Kuzco is the best Disney Princess

Kuzco is the best Disney Princess

Kuzco is the best Disney Princess

Kuzco is the best Disney Princess

Kuzco is the best Disney Princess

Kuzco is the best Disney Princess.

Kuzco is the best Disney Princess.

Kuzco is the best Disney Princess.

And everyone thought we didn’t have a lesbian Disney Princess

Oh God he’s Tyra Banks. 

Oh God he’s Tyra Banks. 

He’s Tyra Banks.

Tyra Banks is the best Disney Princess

LORD BLESS THESE F*CKING COMMENTS

Kuzco Banks is the best Disney Princess

themanoctave:

Kuzco is the best Disney Princess

Kuzco is the best Disney Princess

Kuzco is the best Disney Princess

Kuzco is the best Disney Princess

Kuzco is the best Disney Princess

Kuzco is the best Disney Princess.

Kuzco is the best Disney Princess.

Kuzco is the best Disney Princess.

And everyone thought we didn’t have a lesbian Disney Princess

Oh God he’s Tyra Banks. 

Oh God he’s Tyra Banks. 

He’s Tyra Banks.

Tyra Banks is the best Disney Princess

LORD BLESS THESE F*CKING COMMENTS

Kuzco Banks is the best Disney Princess